God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish.****
The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.****
Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.****
Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. (playwright Sean O Casey)****
You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. (comedian Hal Roach)****
The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet. (Oliver Herford)****
Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance.****
Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse.****
I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. (playwright Samuel Beckett)****
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. (soccer player George Best)****
I once read about the evils of drink, so I gave up reading.****
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.****
Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges.****
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