Thursday, July 21, 2016

Irish jokes

God is good to the Irish, but no one else is; not even the Irish.****

The Irish are a very fair people, they never speak well of one another.****

Shut your mouth and eat your dinner.****

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. (playwright Sean O Casey)****

You know it's summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer. (comedian Hal Roach)****

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't seen the joke yet. (Oliver Herford)****

Those who drink to forget, please pay in advance.****

Ireland is a fruitful mother of genius, but a barren nurse.****

I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them. (playwright Samuel Beckett)****

In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. (soccer player George Best)****

I once read about the evils of drink, so I gave up reading.****

God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.****

Irish Alzheimer's - you forget everything except the grudges.****

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